It’s fair to say I’m not the first to mention a strong dislike for email forwards. I hate them. There I said it! I’ve had to say it a hundred times to my cute little mom but to no avail. She completely disregards my polite requests and continues to flood my inbox with a minimum of 3 forwards a day. Really mom?

My rule for forwards is one per customer. It’s like a free pass, a presidential pardon of sorts. If I haven’t gotten one from you in the past I will indulge myself and read your email. The “moms” of the world (those who seem to enjoy useless daily reading and scary threats “if you don’t pass it on”) well, it’s an automatic delete. I’m sorry. It’s harsh, I know, but I must put my foot down somewhere.

My ever so cute friend Georgia (from Christos Union Depot) sent me one today. As I am a woman of my word not only did I read it but I’m sharing it with you lucky folk! Out of principal I had to cut out the part that threatened death or grave sickness if you didn’t forward it

Two names you go by:
Sally and …I can’t say, but it’s a body part…
Two things you are wearing right now:
Velure sweatpants and a wonderfully worn in wife beater… hot!
Two of your favorite things to do:
To make a camera go “click” & share a bottle of wine with a close friend
Two things you want very badly at the moment:
To hear the words “I adore you” from Orlando Bloom and to be in Nepal in a swim suit
Two animals you have or have had:
Duh… Maggie & Timber (see multiple posts below)
Two things you ate today:
8 Oreos dipped in SKIM milk followed by a hearty serving cottage cheese, YUM!
Two people you last talked to:
Kim & Eliesa – check out their blogs
Two things you’re doing tomorrow:
a boudoir photo shoot and cuddling with my pups
Two favorite holidays:
Christmas & Easter, I heart Jesus!